
Strategic email copy for revenue-obsessed brands who are this close to rage-quitting their email list.
Wineries. Wellness. Virtual Practices.
Because writing sales emails feels like performing a one-person play for a silent audience that never claps (or buys).
You’re Leaving Money on the Table… Literally
Email marketing is 40x more effective than Facebook and Google combined.*
But most brands treat it like an afterthought.
*(Yes, that stat is real. From McKinsey. I checked. Twice.)
Whether you're selling wine, supplements, or appointment slots — your best customer isn’t lurking on Instagram.
They’re opening your email. Or they would… if your emails made them want to.
If you really want to sell wine, book tastings, move memberships, and drive DTC sales…
You need to show up in one place:
Your customer’s inbox.
And if writing those emails makes you want to rage-throw your laptop into a vineyard or down your driveway well… that's where I come in.
Meet Your Email List Profit Sommelier
I help wineries, wellness DTC brands, and virtual providers turn dead-silent lists into sales engines.
No cringe funnels. No clickbait. Just conversion copy that pours revenue.
Stop Guessing. Start Converting.
Sound Familiar?
Your list is growing, but your revenue isn’t
You’re sending “nice” emails that don’t convert
Your open rates are fine but no one’s buying
You’re this close to deleting your ESP out of spite
Introducing the List Lift Audit:
A one-time, high-impact email audit designed to uncover what’s broken, what’s working, and what’s waiting to make you money.
You’ll get:
A full breakdown of your email list, automations, and campaign flows
A spicy Loom video walking you through what’s killing conversions (and how to fix it)
A punchy, no-fluff action plan you can hand off to your team or implement yourself
No calls. No chaos. Just clarity.
What We Cover:
✅ Nurture sequences that build trust and drive sales
✅ Promo emails that make people click and buy
✅ Automations that sell while you sleep (or sip Syrah)
Your List Is a Profit Channel, Not a Side Project
And I’m not just here to help you “improve copy.”
I’m here to help you sell more wine. More supplements. More patient visits.
Consistently.
Think of me as your Email List Profit Sommelier—except instead of pairing Cab with duck confit, I’m pairing strategic copy with your audience’s wallet.
(And no, that’s not me. Grandpa Wellington might have a few thrilling stories, but I’m the one making your emails profitable while he’s still trying to log into his Hotmail.)
Ready to make email your #1 sales channel?
Let’s pop the cork and lift your list.

Ready to Stop Guessing and Start Selling?
Let’s skip the “discovery call” dance.
If you want emails that pull their weight and a list that actually prints wine sales, apply for the Wine List Lift Audit.
We’ll tell you exactly what’s working, what’s leaking money, and what to fix—fast.
No vague “brand vibes.” No fluff. Just strategy that sells.
