For entrepreneurs who are this close to rage-quitting their email list because writing sales emails feels like performing a one-person play in front of a silent audience that never claps (or buys).

Stop Wasting Time Writing Emails.

Let’s Pop Champagne
Meet Your Email List Profit Sommelier

Let's set the scene: Champagne pops!

You're smiling from ear to ear…

You can't believe you just found new money in your business without having to do any of the work yourself…

We become best friends and shout it from the rooftops!

Ok, maybe the last part won't happen.

And maybe Champagne isn't your cup of tea. (Mainly because Champagne isn't tea.)

But let's back up for a second...

What was that scene from?

Your future.

How It Works

Pour a glass… and get comfy, because we found your extra money…

We do the writing for you—emails that sound like you (if you were well-rested and alarmingly persuasive).

You know, the kind that actually sells stuff… without sounding like it was written by a chatbot trained on expired LinkedIn posts.

We help DTC brands (big, small, and delightfully chaotic) make more money from their email lists — without you lifting a finger. No extra work, no "one more thing on your plate," just pure, glorious recurring revenue.

We handle everything:

  • Nurture sequences that actually nurture (not just “touch base”)

  • Sales promos that don’t make your audience want to unsubscribe out of rage

  • Automated flows that keep money flowing while you’re living your best life

You sip. We hustle. 🍷💻

Think of us as your Email List Profit Sommelier—except instead of pairing cabernet with duck confit, we’re pairing strategic copy with your audience’s wallet.

(No, that’s totally not me. But I’m sure Grandpa Wellington has a few armchair gripping stories to tell you.)

“Whatever it is, the way you tell your story online can make all the difference.”
— Quote Source

  • "Katerina has this freakish ability to dive deep into your email list, your offers, and your customer experience — and pull out the gold you didn’t even know was there. She crafted messaging that actually converts not just sounds nice. If you want emails that connect with your audience and grow your revenue, work with her. Period."

    Isa Herrera, Founder of Pelvic Pain Relief

  • "When I started managing large email lists, I had no clue what I was doing. Katerina not only showed me the ropes — she built the ropes, tied the knots, and handed me the map. Her systems for list management and campaign strategy are clear, simple, and they actually work. I wouldn’t be where I am today without her."

    Matt Kartchner, Email List Manager at Revealed Films

  • "Katerina is the secret weapon behind some of the biggest brands in health and wellness. She doesn’t just 'manage' email lists — she turns them into serious revenue engines. If you get a chance to work with her, do it before your competitors figure out how she makes it look so easy."

    Craig Ballantyne, Creator of Turbulence Training, Author of The Perfect Day Formula

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The only way I can help you is if you make money. And let’s be real…numbers speak louder than words. Ready to chat?